My pet robot dog ate a Buick. The vet said not to, but I forgot and left one where he could get it. He became ill and belched flames for hours.
The sky was red from his seemingly endless gassy emissions.
I wish I had a goldfish instead.
Got to hand it to my vet, though. He warned me about Buicks. I might just buy him a star on the walk of fame. I hear anybody at all can get one these days.
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