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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by mypalmike
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Recently, newcomers to the site weighed in with some captions.

The regulars looked scornfully upon the newcomers. The newcomers never returned.

Where did they go? To download porn to their iPaqs of course. Even mostemailed can't compete with portable porn.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> The worst thing about internet porn is that you get so spoiled such specific stuff.....mere lesbians are boring, but 60 year old, red-headed, amateur, deficating, oriental lesbians....now that's what does it for me....Good caption by the way.
<David Byrden> It is only by gazing at acres of internet porn that you can figure out what kind of stuff you truly like.

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