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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by Axolotl
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I desperately needed to lose weight.

My wiener-dog, levitating tauntingly, was way ahead of me already.

Worst, however, was the scorn form my etheral computer.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Weiner Dog Levitation is going to be the name of my rock band's first album. Once I get a rock band. And some talent.
<guyPaulo> It's a better name than "The String Cheese Incident."
<ElvisThePelvis> My first rock band was:

"Ruff `Nuckles"

I should have killed myself when I was 13.

Great caption.

<mypalmike> Yeah, that last picture is a hard one to tie in. But the levitating weiner dog makes up for it.

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