Prostitution is the oldest profession, dating back to when apes first engaged in tantric sex in return for having the insects picked out of their fur.
Some modern-day prostitutes attract johns through escort services, while others dress scantily and stand on street corners.
Prostitution is an important part of our culture. For some people, it's the only way they'd ever get laid!
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