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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by Mort
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Life is beautiful and precious.

Life is unique and special.

Life is... OMG DEATH TAKE ME NOW!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Nashville PD)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I love washed out Celebrities. I also love putting 'Nashville PD' into the copyright field.


There are 15 messages for this day.
<Mort> I was going to make an archive section, but then someone asked for a vote guide page. So I did that instead. Enjoy.
<guyPaulo> Do you really need an archive anyway? Can't people just browse through the old captions with the navigation you have now? Or is the size of the site growing too large with the current format?
<Mort> There are 141 days worth of captions currently. Which is a fair few clicks on the ol' mouse.

Finding that one funny caption you wrote in August takes a long time, unless you are intelligent enough to workout how my urls work.
Or a new person who didn't have time to browse the whole archive in one sitting and wants to get back to where they left off.
I also need to write the archive code for a couple of other webcomics.

<yoyology> Put in a random feature. Random is fun.
<mypalmike> Nice caption today, by the way...
<Luminaire> Did someone else link here? We've got a lot of new caption monkeys today.
<Nathan> I know I'm the "new kid on the block " here and all but I just have to stick my two cents in. I noticed that Mort seems disgusted by Celine Dion. I came across something interesting -The Celine Dion Hate Club complete with warnings. Mort, is this yours?
<Cy123>  I will be sure to be at my computer on Wednesday. Just found this sight by chance. You have quite a following!
<guyPaulo> 28 captions? Mort, what the frag is happening?!? Did you just get the site indexed on google or something?
<Mort> I have no clue, the site has been on Google for months. It's number 4 on the list for "emailed" and number 1 for "most emailed photos".

I would not presume to admit ownage of The Celine Dion Hate Club.

<JSchmitt> I wasn't going to contribute - the piercings pic is way beyond "fringe" - but it looks like this set is a mostemailed reunion.
<Gclefnatalie> There were so many new captions, that I couldn't resist adding just one more. The devil made me do it!!!!!
<MLimburg> Dear Lord -- 44 Captions! Mort, I think you need to do a 'see who's linked to me' at google. That, or check your referrer details.

Another idea for you dude. How about each 'entry' has a base rank of 5. Each vote can raise or lower it. Min of 0, max of 10, can't vote for your own :P Then you could sort the drop-down list via score.

<Mort> Yes I was thinking of doing that at the beginning. I might still switch to that method later if I ever have to change the site to operate on it's own.
<Cy123> Aw, come on, people!! Let's make it an even 50 captions. I'm anxious to see the next sequence of photos!!!


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