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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by David Byrden
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I'm a 3D special effects programmer. Here's my Jaguar. Realistic, eh?

I'm programming this woman right now. Colour needs adjusting. Collision-detect has a bug. Oh yeah, sorry about the spheres.

My goal is to make her as smart as, say, a real Country and Western singer. Because artificial intelligence is impossible.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Being a game programmer myself, I really enjoyed this one! Two monkey thumbs up!
<jose" harnades> what the fuck

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