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Most Emailed Photos - 11/13/2003 by David Byrden
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I'm a 3D special effects programmer. Here's my Jaguar. Realistic, eh?

I'm programming this woman right now. Colour needs adjusting. Collision-detect has a bug. Oh yeah, sorry about the spheres.

My goal is to make her as smart as, say, a real Country and Western singer. Because artificial intelligence is impossible.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Being a game programmer myself, I really enjoyed this one! Two monkey thumbs up!
<jose" harnades> what the fuck

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