erk.. uhh.. almost got it... There! Poor little bugger, he'll be scarred for life! How are you feeling?
Ow, pain! Are you sure you got him? It feels like he's still up there.
Yeah, it'll feel that way for a while. Some nasty claws he's got there!
Let this be a lesson to you kids. Never, ever let a small animal get near your ass. Large ones are OK though.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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