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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by 3Suns
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James Bond was rather dismayed at the choice of Bond Girls in his latest film.

So dismayed, in fact, that he put a bullet from his Walther PPK through his eye socket in the very first scene!

Fortunately, the "villains" in this movie were the resurrected Masterson sisters from Goldfinger, and their "nefarious plan" was to promote racial tolerance by making every white man black for a day.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Does this mean that I'll finally be able to dance to hip-hop music without looking like a flaming homosexual?
<3Suns> Careful guyP, or maybe next time Octopussy will come back to promote sexual tolerance.
<ajiav> crime is obviously much cooler than i previously thought...

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