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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My double-blind date to the prom was worse than I could have probably imagined.

But after doing the right thing by my eyes and removing them with an dinner knife the date was able to proceed but with devastating lifelong results.

After that night, normal women tended to shun me. So now I try to fool them by pretending to be a blind blues guitarist named Lightin' Water Brown.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> You only THINK they're normal women. Those are FREAKS man, ALIEN FREAKS!
<ElvisThePelvis> Well I am blind...
<guyPaulo> AHAHAA! I get it now.
<Fah Q> Wooo, I am confused. Their not normal women?
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, he's blind, so he doesn't know. Another unfunny caption...

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