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The lackadaisical 21st century man...

Last xmas 60% of people could not be bothered to go shopping for presents, so decided to order them online. 59% were quickly distracted to hours of porn indulgence and never got the presents.

This led to the redundancy of 18,000 elves in the north pole . Unable to find work with Santa or any of his subsidiaries many of them chose suicide, as opposed to a miserable life stood still in peoples gardens holding a fishing rod.
The Moral? Shape up- ...think of the elves!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<infosponge> nice!
<guyPaulo> The best from Arnold so far.
<Lauren> very nice!
<Pedro Gonzales> Nice one Arnie
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes, think of the elves indeed...
<mypalmike> Great!

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