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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by mypalmike
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2,005 AD

With no advance warning, an asteroid destroys mankind in the blink of an eye.

2,203,321 AD

A human-like race evolved from cockroaches excavates the remains of the Pentagon. A once peaceful people learn how to use weapons against each other, and the world erupts in chaos and war.

2,203,322 AD

A species of creatures similar to tigers, but evolved from dung beetles, discovers the joys of cannibalism.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Good one!
<Kumiho> evolution sucks.
<Mitchell> Nice caption!

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