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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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This is your brain.

This is your asshole.

When you see a tiger coming at you, use your brain to find a place to run and use your asshole to crap out your insides until you are light enough to fly.

Any questions?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> This is funny.
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> Yeah, one question... Wouldn't that make it easier for the tiger to locate me by scent?
<Kumiho> Not if it ended up as guyP's ED. the tiger would flee in terror!

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