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Most Emailed Photos - 06/20/2004 by Mort
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While Helen's face was said to...



...launch a thousand ships...



...her rampant masturbating killed millions of kittens.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 9 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> If God has to kill a kitten, why does he use Domo-Kun to do it???
<mypalmike> That's just HIS way...
<Axolotl> Hard to beat Mort's caption today.

Huh-huh...beat...huhuh..

<guyPaulo> Looks like mike's enjoying a 3-martini breakfast again.
<Kumiho> Domo-Kun rocks!
<H. Monkey> Y'all have seen this one, right? ...www.timtate.org...
<Kumiho> ::roars with laughter:: rock on H Monkey.
<mypalmike> [Pouring martinis for tonights binge...]
<Kumiho> ooo, ooo! Pass me one, wouldn't you?


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