It was really no more remarkable or interesting than a damp wall.
After waiting 24 hours (to make it LOOK like they were doing something)...
...the old Pope's hand-picked cardinals voted for the old Pope's grim lieutenant.
Nevertheless, the multitudes in St. Peter's Square were delighted.
Religion; it's the reason why the space aliens never visit us.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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