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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2005 by Mort
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Nasstty fattsss hobbittisss, left poor Gollum alone.

Haha, swimmingss hobbiittiss, wet fatsss drowning raw hobbiittisss.

Mmm fattsss raw tassttyy hobbittisss, precious likess to eatsss hobbittisss.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 messages for this day.
<Bavid Dyrden> You seriously expect anybody to top THAT?
<3Suns> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

That's not the Virgin mary, sillies. That's obviously where some lady rammed her Vulva into that bridge abutment.

Er, Volvo, sorry.

<mypalmike> Religious people are funny.
<ElvisThePelvis> I thought they were worshipping a vagina when I saw the picture...finally a religion I could work with....
<Mort> That's strange I always thought the Virgin Mary looked kinda like a penis. Wait, what does that say about me?
<Kumiho> A donno, but I bet Frued would have a lot to say on the subject.


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