"Why don't Scottish farmers wear pants instead of kilts?"
"Cause the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! Hu-ah!"
"Why did this sheep grow so much wool?"
"So the New Zealander would mistake it for a bolder and stop having sexual intercourse with it! Ha-hah!"
silence from the audience
"Hello? Is this thing on?"
"I'll be here at Mostemailedopia all week folks."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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