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Well done, Dr. Huffensuker. Your demonstartion of canine brain surgery wins you the nobel prize. But, please, show us the trick again!

Alright. See? First, you stick your fist into his cerebellum (slump), then you wiggle your fingers! Watch him dance and vomit at the same time.


Later, after Dr. Huffensuker dies
Oh Shit! I've been reincarnated as a duck in the middle of a Bird Flu epidemic! F*ck! Karma sucks.....


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<Jmofwiw> This is sick. I'm ashamed to have laughed so hard. Make him dance again.
<guyPaulo> Its kind of funny that I mispelled "retarded" if you think about it....
<3Suns> Yeah, funny like ROADKILL...
<mypalmike> Thios dog is sure getting a lot of awards today.

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