It seems that Pac-Man has escaped from the insane asylum and is going on a rampage. As the best "ghost" in the region, I have been hired to hunt him down.
I have advised the local wildlife to line up neatly in narrow corridors to avoid being eaten.
"Sir, can you tell me when your cherries were stolen?"
"What's that sound? OH NO! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AAH, THE HUMANITY!!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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