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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Carol
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Cupid felt reckless and devil-may-care.
   
"Ya want lovable little animals?"
she said.
"I'll give ya lovable little animals!"


She pelted the morose, lumpen creatures with allure again and again.


"Oh, man! I can't believe the size of hard-on I got from looking at those stupid bears!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Good one. Why DO we love koalas? Probably for the same reason we love those evil cats....
<Lauren> THIS is first class, Carol!
<Stormi> Awesome, I like it!
<3Suns> Mighty Aphrodite!
<Carol> I recognized the little vandal instantly.
<ajiav> i'm not through all the captions yet, but i think this is one of the more creative/less derivative ones.
<Stormi> 
<spam> I do not like koalas. They are scary.
<mypalmike> Go Carol!

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