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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Carol
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Cupid felt reckless and devil-may-care.
"Ya want lovable little animals?"
she said.
"I'll give ya lovable little animals!"

She pelted the morose, lumpen creatures with allure again and again.

"Oh, man! I can't believe the size of hard-on I got from looking at those stupid bears!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Good one. Why DO we love koalas? Probably for the same reason we love those evil cats....
<Lauren> THIS is first class, Carol!
<Stormi> Awesome, I like it!
<3Suns> Mighty Aphrodite!
<Carol> I recognized the little vandal instantly.
<ajiav> i'm not through all the captions yet, but i think this is one of the more creative/less derivative ones.
<spam> I do not like koalas. They are scary.
<mypalmike> Go Carol!

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