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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by guyPaulo
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"DIE you environment-poluting, capitalist, species-killing bastards!"

With the addition of Anna Kornikova to the radical animal rights group, PETA received world-wide attention, and the eco-friendly movement picked up steam.

With their future now secure, previously endangered koalas across Australia joined together in celebration with a spontaneous "Bunny Hop" dance.

Sadly, the world was still not tolerant of PEOPLE the way it was of ANIMALS. Expecially people with freaky black antenas growing out of their faces and weird bright-yellow hairdos.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Sad, indeed.
<3Suns> Dude, Anna Kournikova joined PETA? That's awesome, maybe she'll show up naked at one of those rallies...
<ajiav> screw people.
<mypalmike> I like the irony that your last caption seems to call for tolerance, while describing the guy as freaky.
<frank> PETA, That's People Eating Tasty Animals,Right?

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