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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Lauren
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In a display of over-confidence following the Academy Awards, Legolas aimed his new weapon of choice at the Dark Lord.

His trainers (from left: Sam, Merry, Pippin and Frodo) looked on anxiously as he prepared his shot.

Sauron, in a rare public appearance, indicates by how much the elf's stone missed it's mark. It is reported that he later dined on Elf Salad followed by Hobbit stew.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Well linked Lauren
<guyPaulo> Good LOR references.
<Carol> Hee hee.
<3Suns> Legolas has a nice ass.

Did I just say that??

<guyPaulo> If I had sex with Legolas, would that make me gay? After all, he IS another species. Wait, would that mean that our love was beastiality? Would it be homo-beastiality?
<Lauren> Not quite, guy. Since he is also fictional, it would be fantastical homo-erotic bestiality, I believe.
<Morgus> I always KNEW that was what Sauron looked like!
<Stormi> LOL
<ajiav> 
<spam> this totally did make me lol.
<mypalmike> 
<JulieK> Yeah that is definitly Sauron.

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