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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Allen
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Genetic engineers announced the world's first Swiss Army baby today.

Their motives are transparent though.

They're just trying to get laid, because they haven't seen any bush in a long time.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> SWISS ARMY BABY!!!! BWAHAHA
<JP> Your finest hour, Allen. Also, we're all going to hell.
<Kumiho> Bwahahaha! Yeah, we're all joining Allen in hell for this one.

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