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Most Emailed Photos - 05/31/2004 by Mort
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The huge greek fleet easily gained hold of the beaches of Troy.

Achilles with the blessings of Nike lay waste to Troy's many chariots.

Until Paris in his lofty perch, shot a poisoned arrow into his unprotected ankle, guided by the Trojan god Adidas.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Tuesday after a long weekend, can't you just feel the love?

There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Grabbed the most obvious caption again, didn'tcha, Mort?
<ajiav> good, anyways
<Mort> I went through about 5 more obvious captions before this one.
<guyPaulo> Serve 'em up, chief!
<Mort> Too tired to remember them, didn't sleep well last night.
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: Here's a fun little article.
<guyPaulo> STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, KUMIHO! (sob, sob)
<Kumiho> ...guyP, I had not idea... ::hands you a hanky::
<guyPaulo> Thanks. I'll probably need a WHOLE BOX of Kleenex know that I've discovered what my "special purpose" is.
<obtuse> Tactical impersonation error! This 'special purpose' involves the wife - if you were so religious as to not know about TEH SECKS, manual override would be just as farfetched.
<Axolotl> Kumiho, it's a good story, only probably an urban legend :)


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