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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2004 by Mort
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From big cats...

...to hells angels...

...Huang Chi ate them all.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 28 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort, where did your megalo-rants go? I miss them.
<Mort> Everyone hated them so I stopped.
<Carol> Hmm. I'm not sure that is a reliable assessment.
<David Byrden> This is a slow day.
<Carol> It's Memorial Day holiday in the US, I guess a lot of people have Internet access through work (or they're off at a picnic or something).
<obtuse> Theme day idea:
Reverse day - caption right to left (extra points for captions in arabic)
<Mort> Or a caption that works both ways.
<mypalmike> I'm in Atlanta now. Spent a few weeks in the sun in Florida. Nice. I stayed at this weird hippie commune hostel a couple nights ago in rural Georgia. Now it's time to find a place to call home and a job maybe.
<Kumiho> Happy Memorial Day all. =)
<David Byrden> Thank you, America, for liberating us from Hitler. Maybe we should liberate you from Bush! :)
<ahmed_2005> salut
<shell,debra> woz ere chillin any bod wanna tork
<aaron ass> do you fuck with me
<im here> hello
<chicken> Screw you guys
<fsfs> sfsf sdf
<leslie> she is sooooooooooooo fat
<al> i want to screw her
<sex > 
<wtf!> wat da fuck is dis abt?
<miss > hi
<miss > no
<ass> u have a big ass
<vagina> you have alot of hair on your vagina
<penis> u have a such.............. a small penis with lots of hair and cause of that hair ur girlfriend can't see ur penis
<adalberto> this is stupid and bulshit see you nevver

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