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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by 3Suns
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I once tried to use a little shark as bait to catch a big shark.

Results were less than encouraging.

I once tried to use a lesbian as bait to catch hot young bisexual nymphos.

Results were less than encouraging.

Then I started using lawn ornaments to catch flamingos for the zoo.

Now I've got my own flamingo-ing boat!



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<mypalmike> The last caption goes right over my head, but the first 2 are good.
<3Suns> The last caption is referring to using pink flamingo lawn ornaments like duck decoys. Also, the last line is a reference to Forrest Gump, when he gets his own shrimping boat. As a side note, flamingos are pink from eating lots of shrimp.

It's not much of a punchline, I know...

<mypalmike> OK, now it makes sense! Well, sorta.

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