There is a prospect of a thrill-in time ahead for you.
(You enjoy eating bamboo, don't you, you goddamn fat panda?)
You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
(We're gonna ship you all over creation so you can screw other pandas and make little baby pandas.)
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
(Its a good thing you're stupid because you're going to die in human captivity.)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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