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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by obtuse
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I just want dinner at a restaurant.

I just want to see the outside again.

I haven't committed a murder in weeks.
I promise I'll be good.

let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out



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<3Suns> Is he out on panda-role, or fur-lough?
<mypalmike> I don't know, but whatever it is, it will be li-bear-ating.
<Carol> I like this a lot, for some reason.

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