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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by obtuse
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I just want dinner at a restaurant.

I just want to see the outside again.

I haven't committed a murder in weeks.
I promise I'll be good.

let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Is he out on panda-role, or fur-lough?
<mypalmike> I don't know, but whatever it is, it will be li-bear-ating.
<ajiav> 
<Carol> I like this a lot, for some reason.

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