"See? the removeal of the delicate member renders me impervious to all sneak attacks. I am the ultimate solider."
"Yes, but what about the process?"
"...Well, it starts out fairly painful, but mastering pain is part of our teachings."
"Okay, why though have you limited it to men over 16?"
"Have you seen what happens if you castrate a prepubescant boy?"
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