[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/16/2003 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My life is so much better now that I've come to America and started a new career as a photographer.

Back in the motherland, we echidnas were hunted down by fascist German shepherds (and their dogs). I lost my first litter to those bastards.

After fleeing to China, things just got worse. My family was brutally beaten by a gang of fascist nurses. Thank god America has no fascists!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 40 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:09Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:33Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:14Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:08Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:57Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:44Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:19Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:08Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:54Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:49Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:45Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:45Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:42Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:39Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:13Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:37Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:23Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:58Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:17Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:59Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:42Caption #262

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Hahaha...America has no facists

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post