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Most Emailed Photos - 06/21/2004 by Mort
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Oh? You like my worm do you?

It is a worm larger than even god has witnessed.

I just removed it from my cat.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Slight Dune reference, one of my favourite films, especially when tiny Alicia Witt as Alia took out the Baron Harkonnen.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> She was the epitome of an obnoxious little brat.
<mypalmike> Unusual pictures today.
<mypalmike> Apparently, that woman can't stop staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> and people can't stop staring at the woman staring at rasputin's penis
<David Byrden> Can we guess what she's thinking?
<guyPaulo> My coworkers always stare at me when I stare at the woman staring at Rasputin's schlong.
<Mort> I personally like how she got a professional make over in order to have a photo of her taken staring at Rasputin's penis.
<ajiav> even a picture of his penis won't die.
<3Suns> lol.

By most accounts, Rasputin died after being given seven doses of cyanide, shot, left for dead, shot twice more (once in the head), chased through the streets of moscow, then thrown into a freezing river in the Russian winter. His frozen body was later found as if it was trying to swim for shore.

<Kumiho> LOL I guess he managed to have his immoratlity after all.
<Kumiho> If only through Yahoo! Pix.
<David Byrden> Where's a professional monk-murderer when you need one.
<mypalmike> I like how she seems to be analyzing it like she's at a supermarket. She's thinking: "Hmm. Rasputin's penis looks good, but how does it compare ounce for ounce against new Tide Fresh Scent?"
<Shunter> I showed the pic to my co-worker ealrier today.. he just walks around with a disturbed look on his face saying "Ouchhhh.."


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