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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The kidney stone pushed out of my bladder into my penis.

The pressure behind the stone built until the stone passed and I unleashed a torrent of urine that Manuel and the crew are still cleaning today.

I would sacrafice my first born to stop this from happening again...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> I voted "makes my tummy happy", but it really doesn't. ;)
<ajiav> I have never had a kidney stone, but I have a fear of them...
<3Suns> Owie

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