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It's definitely a bad idea...

...to get your sex education on the internet.

You might wind up rubbing "the little man on the tracks" instead of "the little man in the boat".


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Strangely, I really like this one.
<mypalmike> Not exactly sure what the moral of the story is, but that's why I think this one's funny.
<Apple Juice Is A Verb> I admit a certain sexual naivete, in not understanding terminology used in the last panel. But I like the way it sounds, and get the overall thrust.
<AppleJuiceIsAVerb> Then I went and did some research and found out what "man in the boat" means. I enjoy the educational aspect of this caption most of all.
<infosponge> Yes, all hail the little man in the boat! :-)

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