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Most Emailed Photos - 11/17/2003

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I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

I will not do it with a model
I do not want to feel her waddle
I do not like their underwear
I do not want to poke their snare

I will not do it with a man
I would not, could not, with a tran.
I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Luminaire> Rhyming is all well and good, but I'm waiting for Write Like William Faulkner Day.

<yoyology> Oooh. Or Hemingway! Or Shakespeare!

<yoyology> And on another note: "poke their snare"? What the heck is that?

<Edith Head> AN ALLY McBEAL REFERENCE!?@!@

<yoyology> Ah, that would explain it. I watched the show like, twice.

<Mort> The waddle is the Ally McBeal reference. I think you can work out what the snare refers to, "the man trap", "the furry clam".

<yoyology> I know what it meant. I'd just never heard the phraseology.

<yoyology> Ah, you mean wattle. Like the loose skin on the neck. Spelling counts, kids.

<Luminaire> Models don't have wattles! They don't waddle, either. They sashay.

<Mort> Well then, "feel her waddle" also refers to something else...

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