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Most Emailed Photos - 11/17/2003 by Mort
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I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex

I will not do it with a model
I do not want to feel her waddle
I do not like their underwear
I do not want to poke their snare

I will not do it with a man
I would not, could not, with a tran.
I do not want to make wild sex
I do not want to
Rex, I vex


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Luminaire> Rhyming is all well and good, but I'm waiting for Write Like William Faulkner Day.
<yoyology> Oooh. Or Hemingway! Or Shakespeare!
<yoyology> And on another note: "poke their snare"? What the heck is that?
<yoyology> Ah, that would explain it. I watched the show like, twice.
<Mort> The waddle is the Ally McBeal reference. I think you can work out what the snare refers to, "the man trap", "the furry clam".
<yoyology> I know what it meant. I'd just never heard the phraseology.
<yoyology> Ah, you mean wattle. Like the loose skin on the neck. Spelling counts, kids.
<Luminaire> Models don't have wattles! They don't waddle, either. They sashay.
<Mort> Well then, "feel her waddle" also refers to something else...

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