Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2005

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On the First Day Of Christmas my true love gave to me a mutant child in a stained bed.

On the Second Day Of Christmas my true love gave to me two rampaging buffalo and a mutant child in a stained bed.

On the Third Day Of Christmas my true love gave to me three mocking monkeys, two rampaging buffalo and a mutant child in a stained bed.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This day belongs to

ElvisThePelvis.

Long may his pelvis remain king!

There are 8 messages for this day.

<Bavid Dyrden> Sorry, I just can't make jokes about a kid whose life was ruined by Agent Orange.

Especially not when America is spreading Depleted Uranium all over Iraq.

<Fu Manchu> If there was any justice he'd develop awesome superpowers and wreak terrible vengeance on a nation that waged an unjust war.

<Kumiho> "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Anglefish Boy!" ...Nope, that just doesn't have the same sort of feel to it.

<Agent Kumi> ...fas.keenspace.com...

Chief Mort, they're onto us.

<Axolotl> Elvis, a worthy winnar is YOU!

<ElvisThePelvis> Man, who knew.

<don mess wit me nigga> nigga u maaad stupid

<fxgj> rtudtyi

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