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Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Fu Manchu
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"These tongues piercings will increase the shexual shtimulation!"

"You look like a walking nailgun accident and don't think for a second I'm letting my wang near all that sharp metal."


"Look at me, look at me! I got a C-cup!"

"Great, babe, but when can the builders remove the scaffolding?"


So after all that, why do I still have to take to the streets to get my girlfriend to shave her Bush?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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