[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

So you see Charlie Brown, there was a fourth Wise Man who didn't make it to the big party, since his ostrich broke down in the Golan Heights.

But every year he visits the sincerest Christmas tree, bearing gifts of patchouli to the faithful.

Good Grief! Linus, next thing you're gonna tell me is that the Easter Bunny is really a former Playboy Playmate who walks the streets of Barcelona 11 months of the year...
(the Candian Press)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7

Current Users

There have been 9 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:59:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:58:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:57:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:49Caption #25

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<JP> Ya know, I sit out in the streets of Barcelona every year on hooker day, waiting for the great prostitute.
<mypalmike> Gifts of patchouli. Nice.
<redman> like funny

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Vote: What this means

Click the monkey to post