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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by obtuse
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He bought me lingerie for Valentine's Day.

It was the wrong size.

He never asked.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.

He got me a kitten for my birthday.

I'm deathly allergic.

He never asked.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.

He told me that he loved me.

I told him I didn't.

He asked.
I don't think I have a heart at all.



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<mypalmike> Ah, to be young and in love!

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