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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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All it takes is one little sperm...

to take a perfectly attractive woman...

and turn her into a real bear.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> 
<mypalmike> Points for being sexist, but not exactly crass.

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