[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Speaking realistically, I was an old man---What chance could I possibly have of getting her to notice me? My friend said, "Antonio, all girls like a man with virtuoso control of his genitalia. Try to impress her with that."
So, I started out by stretching it really far...

Then, real quick-like, I pulled out the ol' shrinkage trick. Heh...just thinking about her sweetness made this part pretty difficult, if you know what I mean.

Too bad she never even saw me, and that the people who did had to have me arrested. In short, The Girl From Ipanema had rather auspicious beginnings...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 104 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:26Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:07Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:05Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:59Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:49Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:44Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:32Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:25Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:24Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:54Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:41Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:23Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:18Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:02Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:23Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:31Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:30Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:39Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:09Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:58Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:57Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:45Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:38Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:36Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:08Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:01Caption #17

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post