[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even after "Gigli," Jennifer Lopez is still in high demand. Paparatzi follow her everywhere since yesterday's press conference.

It was annnounced that she'll star in "Anaconda 2," and will even have a nude scene with the snake.

Ellen Degeneres was excited to the point of orgasm upon hearing this news.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 110 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:19Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:15Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:13Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:12Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:11Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:09Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:07Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:06Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:05Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:03Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:01Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:14:00Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:59Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:58Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:57Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:54Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:53Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:52Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:51Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:50Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:49Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:48Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:46Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:44Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:43Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:42Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:40Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:38Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:36Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:35Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:34Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:30Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:28Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:25Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:21Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:16Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:15Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:12Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:10Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:09Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:07Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:03Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:13:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:58Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:57Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:56Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:53Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:51Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:50Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:48Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:47Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:46Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:44Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:43Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:41Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:38Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:37Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:36Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:34Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:12:32Caption #188

Board [Post Message]

guyPaulo WINS TODAY!
There are 8 messages for this day.
<Mort> I am going to Disneyland for 2 days.
Thus I will be net dead. So guest day will last 2 days and there will be 2 winners.
The one for Wednesday and one for Thursday.
I don't know when I will be back, but I will see you next year for sure!
<Lauren> Before you go, you may want to do some research:

...www.snopes.com...

The last entry in the list of legends is true and they have pictures to prove it. I thought it might be of special interest to you....

<3Suns> Wow, those accounts of Disneyland deaths are both morbid and compelling...
<guyPaulo> Good lord thats a huge snake: 49 feet long, almost 1000lbs, with a diameter of 2.8 feet. The damn thing was being WORSHIPPED by the natives it was living near when they caught it. Its a reticulated python, which are VERY dangerous in captivity.
<3Suns> 2004 is the year of the Monkey, or so says that literate sea lion...

Happy new year, fellow monkies!

<Mort> I didn't die and I don't remember revealing my chest... maybe...
<guyPaulo> BACK ON TOP!
<johnston > i wont to see jenn jenn pussy


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post