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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by guyPaulo
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Even after "Gigli," Jennifer Lopez is still in high demand. Paparatzi follow her everywhere since yesterday's press conference.

It was annnounced that she'll star in "Anaconda 2," and will even have a nude scene with the snake.

Ellen Degeneres was excited to the point of orgasm upon hearing this news.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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guyPaulo WINS TODAY!
There are 8 messages for this day.
<Mort> I am going to Disneyland for 2 days.
Thus I will be net dead. So guest day will last 2 days and there will be 2 winners.
The one for Wednesday and one for Thursday.
I don't know when I will be back, but I will see you next year for sure!
<Lauren> Before you go, you may want to do some research:

...www.snopes.com...

The last entry in the list of legends is true and they have pictures to prove it. I thought it might be of special interest to you....

<3Suns> Wow, those accounts of Disneyland deaths are both morbid and compelling...
<guyPaulo> Good lord thats a huge snake: 49 feet long, almost 1000lbs, with a diameter of 2.8 feet. The damn thing was being WORSHIPPED by the natives it was living near when they caught it. Its a reticulated python, which are VERY dangerous in captivity.
<3Suns> 2004 is the year of the Monkey, or so says that literate sea lion...

Happy new year, fellow monkies!

<Mort> I didn't die and I don't remember revealing my chest... maybe...
<guyPaulo> BACK ON TOP!
<johnston > i wont to see jenn jenn pussy


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