[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even after "Gigli," Jennifer Lopez is still in high demand. Paparatzi follow her everywhere since yesterday's press conference.

It was annnounced that she'll star in "Anaconda 2," and will even have a nude scene with the snake.

Ellen Degeneres was excited to the point of orgasm upon hearing this news.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 398 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:13Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:36Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:26Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:17Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:06Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:56Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:51Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:50Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:48Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:47Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:27Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:25Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:30Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:17Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:53Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:45Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:45Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:39Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:38Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:35Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:30Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:28Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:25Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:24Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:23Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:22Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:21Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:19Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:15Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:13Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:12Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:11Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:10Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:05Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:03Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:02Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:01Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:47Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:39Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:38Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:35Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:32Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:31Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:23Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:20Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:14Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:08Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:06Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:03Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:00Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:54Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:48Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:47Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:38Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:32Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:31Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:30Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:28Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:26Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:24Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:22Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:20Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:19Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:18Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:17Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:13Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:09Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:04Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:57Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:54Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:53Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:48Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:47Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:46Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:45Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:43Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:41Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:40Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:38Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:37Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:23Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:22Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:21Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:17Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:16Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:15Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:12Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:11Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:10Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:09Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:08Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:06Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:05Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:04Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:01Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:00Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:59Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:56Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:54Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:52Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:51Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:50Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:48Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:47Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:46Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:45Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:44Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:42Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:41Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:37Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:35Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:33Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:31Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:29Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:28Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:27Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:26Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:11:24Caption #614

Board [Post Message]

guyPaulo WINS TODAY!
There are 8 messages for this day.
<Mort> I am going to Disneyland for 2 days.
Thus I will be net dead. So guest day will last 2 days and there will be 2 winners.
The one for Wednesday and one for Thursday.
I don't know when I will be back, but I will see you next year for sure!
<Lauren> Before you go, you may want to do some research:

...www.snopes.com...

The last entry in the list of legends is true and they have pictures to prove it. I thought it might be of special interest to you....

<3Suns> Wow, those accounts of Disneyland deaths are both morbid and compelling...
<guyPaulo> Good lord thats a huge snake: 49 feet long, almost 1000lbs, with a diameter of 2.8 feet. The damn thing was being WORSHIPPED by the natives it was living near when they caught it. Its a reticulated python, which are VERY dangerous in captivity.
<3Suns> 2004 is the year of the Monkey, or so says that literate sea lion...

Happy new year, fellow monkies!

<Mort> I didn't die and I don't remember revealing my chest... maybe...
<guyPaulo> BACK ON TOP!
<johnston > i wont to see jenn jenn pussy


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post