We began driving out of San Francisco, north over the Golden Gate, through Sausalito, in search of something to kill.
There was a lot of bickering, so it wasn't until the next day, when we were well into Canada, that we finally found our fist victim. Here's the pooch, seconds before being roadkill. Muhahahah!
It's "Lesbian Roadkill Love Triangle!"
Coming soon to a theater near you!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.