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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by Pedro Gonzales
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Hear Ye well- my festive friends, come gather all quite near,
I sing to tell a yule-tide tale from far past yester-year...

"The Grinch" was but an evil beast, and he, so inclined,
Spoilt the song, the cheer, the feast, and stole our Christmas time...!

The reindeer then were sold for meat, or boiled down for soap,
And Santa had but nought to do, so started smoking dope.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Great caption!!!!
<Pedro Gonzales> I had to go with my theme from monday for the singing cowboy upon his joyful return!
<ElvisThePelvis> I've eaten jerked reindeer before...
<Lauren> Haven't read them all yet, but so far this one gets my vote. Now, Pedro, will you please tell me how to get the coffee that came out my nose off my flat screen monitor and keyboard?
<mypalmike> Nice one.

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