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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by obtuse
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To make ends meet during the holidays, I got a part time job as a traveling musician, but was cited for indecent exposure.

After that I tried my hand at ringing the bell for Salvation Army, but was fired for "needless glowering".

However, I am proud to say that my stint as Santa at the mall in Chocolate City succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> witty...
<ElvisThePelvis> Where is Chocolate City?
<mypalmike> Eh.

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