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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Yes dear, that's the new low-carbohydrate lollypop. Its all the rage. Now go ahead, take it out and put it in your mouth...."

My little prank at the erotica museum went exceedingly well, and my wife got a real "taste" of Russian history before she realized what was happening.


"Come on honey, just lick me a little down there. My period stopped last night..."

However, the bitch got me back with a classic cunnilingal-menstration bait-and-switch.


So to get revenge, I threw her damn baby into the pool, but the little f*cker started swimming like a fish.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<apple juice is a verb> That was fun.
<Axolotl> Classic gP!
<guyPaulo> My recent captions have mostly sucked, which is why I aborted most of them before posting last week. However, this one felt good to get out.
<ElvisThePelvis> I Love You Man!
<guyPaulo> I see that Elvis has gotten into the schnapps yet again.
<mypalmike> 
<Darlenenbc> typically male
<Darlenenbc> typically male
<Carol> Darlene, you probably have be around guyPaulo a little more to appreciate his art.
<guyPaulo> Much like bleu cheese, raw oysters, and sea urchin roe, my humor is aparently an aquired taste.
<Kumiho> Yeah, it grows on one, much like a fungus. ;) You know we love ya, guyP.

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