[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by 3Suns
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My wife gave me some disease that made my entire package fall off. Now she keeps it in a jar.

And I'm left with nothing but a bloody stump.

Even our 4 month old son is more of a man than I. I'm filled with rage and jealousy.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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