You know that charming little coffee shop down by the beach?
If you go there, don't ask for cream in your coffee. Trust me.
Won't be a problem for long, though.
When the hurricane strikes the shop will blow away.
It will be replaced with a correspondence school for ventriloquists.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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