Oh, wow, look what I just blew outta my nose! Ain't it cool? It's got like 50 colors!
Anyways, you know what I really like? I like a woman to get down on all fours and sniff my dick like a dog sniffing tulips!
So: you wanna go out with me?
(Wow, I made her laugh. I'm halfway there!)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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