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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by Axolotl
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After Lynn left him for a Vegas clog-dancing career, his life began a fast spiral downwards.

Breaking completely with the Tanners, his household pet problem got even worse.

"At my nadir, my addiction was so bad I just lay in bed getting cat-blood injections every three hours."

-Behind the Fur: ALF, will be right back after these messages.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Well-used format for punchline but effective
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehehe...ALF is funny.
<guyPaulo> Can't go wrong with ALF
<JulieK> ALF is gross and mean!
<ajiav> i was living in germany during alf's heyday. germans i knew seemed to like alf a lot, especially the teenaged girl.
<mypalmike> I heard ALF is going to make a comeback or something.

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