After Lynn left him for a Vegas clog-dancing career, his life began a fast spiral downwards.
Breaking completely with the Tanners, his household pet problem got even worse.
"At my nadir, my addiction was so bad I just lay in bed getting cat-blood injections every three hours."
-Behind the Fur: ALF, will be right back after these messages.
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