[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Axolotl - 10/12/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The guys in school told me it's all about "getting lots of pussy".

What the heck does THAT mean?

And why are my pants misbehaving?


And where does she keep that "little pink jewel"?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 44 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:04Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:58Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:55Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:24Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:13Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:47Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:40Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:39Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:34Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:35Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #852

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> Obvious, but good middle one
<mypalmike> You really can't go wrong with the pussy double-entendre.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post