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Don't call us "Siamese" twins! We are "conjoined!"

"Siamese" pets?? Next aisle, buddy! This is the Chinese panda department!

Latest club dance: the "Siamese Swing," to the tune of "Bangkok Boogie!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Hehe. no Siamese cat though...
<yoyology> "I'm sorry, I ban't say the letter 'B'."
"The letter 'C'?"
"Yes, that's right. It all started with a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese Bat."
"A Siamese Cat?"
"No, a Siamese Bat."
<Carol> ...They're more dangerous.

Mr. Bounder:
Listen...can you say the letter K?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellog's Born Flakes.


(Sorry ... compulsive Googling)

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